A mouse goes into a music shop and asks to see some sheet music .
the assistant says ,thats odd I have been here for over 20 years and never served a mouse in all that time ,
but today you are the second mouse I have served ,a lady mouse came in this morning asking for a mouth organ .
Are said the mouse that would have been ARE MONICA.
Bob.
LOL! took me about 5 minutes to click onto that one!
Hello Everyone,
Here is one from me about mouse..
Momma mouse was getting food in the kitchen with her baby when the cat pounced in. Snatching up the kid Momma ran for the mousehole but it was obvious she wasn't going to make it. Finally in desperation she whipped around and shouted "Bark, Bark" at the cat. The cat skidded to a halt and ran away. Momma mouse turned to her baby and said, "You see how important it is to learn a foreign language!"
Hi everybody,
Nice jokes..
This one is new for you.
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice!
Great jokes
Mouse food in the kitchen with the cat jumped her children point to earth mom son thumb hole is a mouse, but it was clear that he was not. In desperation, he finally hit around and shouted: "bark, bark" in the cat. Cat to stop and slipped. Mother in baby mice, and said: "You see how important it is to learn a foreign language!"
same day flowers
